If you want to donate to autism research AND have a ballin' outgoing phone message, you need to listen up:



From October 7th through the 13th, the charity Autism Speaks is giving you the opportunity to have an outgoing message of your choice recorded by a celebrity.  It costs $299, but all that money goes to the charity, and your choices are pretty cool.



The lineup includes "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston, Jack Black, Jim Parsons from "The Big Bang Theory", Adam West, Cher, Peter Dinklage, Mark Hamill and sportscaster Vin Scully.

Go HERE to find out how to make this happen.  If I had the extra $300 my choice is obviously Adam "Batman" West.  My message would have to include the classic line "Someday You Just Can't Get Rid Of A Bomb".