Beyonce's halftime performance was pretty damn good. The reaction to it by the Internet—and any girls at your Super Bowl party—can best be called "Full Unrestrained Losing-Your-S*** Hysteria," and while you have to disagree with those who have called it Greatest Performance Of All Time, you should realize that you got to watch 18 minutes of a super-hot chick who can sing very well while dancing very fast, who has an undeniable stage magnetism, and who is at the top of her game right now. Hence, it was pretty damn good.

Beyonce's way with men extended to none other than the NBA's biggest ham, Shaquille O'Neal, yesterday. Watch him lip-synch to "Halo," Beyonce's closing song, right here.