Wease LOVE last night's Grammy Awards, but there are some things about the show he didn't realize...

n honor of the "55th Annual Grammy Awards" last night, we now give you the Top Things We Learned From Last Night's Grammys.

 

 

--LL Cool J really likes to Tweet.

 

 

--John Mayer skinned Grimace for his tuxedo jacket.

 

 

--Evidently Mumford & Sons and The Lumineers are two different bands.

 

 

--Staples Center CAN host worse things than a Lakers game.

 

 

--Evidently, Dick Clark died.  Who knew?!?

 

 

--LL Cool J has a lot of fans.  None bigger than himself.

 

 

--The annoying dude from Fun. is dating the annoying chick from "Girls".

 

 

--When standing next to each other, Adam Levine and Alicia Keys kinda look alike.

 

 

--Mumford's sons look roughly the same age as him.  It's weird.

 

 

--Johnny Depp's introduction of Mumford & Sons will forever be known as the whitest moment in the history of music.

 

 

--The Black Keys?  Not black.  At all.

 

 

--Carly Rae Jepsen takes up less space than one of Miranda Lambert's thighs.

 

 

--Skrillex and Jack White probably won't be landing a shampoo commercial anytime soon.

 

 

--Those guys in Fun. don't look like they had much "fun" in high school.

 

 

--Rihanna obviously didn't read that e-mail about not looking whorish.

 

 

--Elton John may have just become a father again, but he looks like a grandma.

 

 

--LL Cool J has officially supplanted Wayne Brady as the least threatening black man on earth.

 

 

--All award shows are better when there's zero involvement from the Black Eyed Peas.

 

 

--Before your grandma watched him every week on "NCIS:  Los Angeles", LL Cool J apparently used to be a rapper.

 

 

--Talent can only get you so far.  For the rest of the way, there's Auto-Tune.

 

 

--I know this may sound crazy, but I'm beginning to think that America may care more about image and looks than actual talent.

 

 

--Wiz Khalifa proves you can have neck tattoos without punching your girlfriend.

 

 

--Bruno Mars is 63% pompadour.

 

 

--Chuck D is still fighting the power.  But he's lost his battle with carbs.

 

 

--Whatever money Rihanna is bringing down, it's not enough to afford a bra.

 

 

--I wish I never, ever, ever have to hear another Taylor Swift song.