Wease's Teeth... Before and After

 

 

Check out the new teeth on Wease!!!  He went to the Elmwood Dental And Restoration Center yesterday and got himself a brand new set of chicklets, giving him a great smile.

 

Have you heard Katherine Webb's response to the comments made by Brent Musberger, and the apology issued by ESPM?  She agrees with Wease that it's not a big deal, that he wasn't being creepy, and that ESPN didn't need to apologize.  This is a controversy created by social media, and shouldn't have become the big story it did.  Listen to Ms. Webb's comments...

 

 

 

Harry Gibbs Sports

 

Harry still filling in for an ailing Tools.  The big news in sports is that for only the 2nd time in 4 decades no players were elected to the Baseball Hall Of Fame.  The biggest names denied are alleged steroid users Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens.

 

CARMELO ANTHONY of the New York Knicks has been suspended for one game for going after Celtics star KEVIN GARNETT after their game Monday night.  Garnett allegedly started it during the game, by telling Anthony that his wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.  But the NBA says, quote, "There are no circumstances in which it is acceptable to confront an opponent after a game."

 

Bills hire former Jets defensive coordinator Mike Pettine.

 

A long discussion if current QB's are as tough as the quarterbacks that played in the 60's... specifically Joe Namath.

 

 Terrible TV

A rundown of some of the stuff you can see on TV nowadays... "Stars In Danger: The High Dive", the Honey Boo Boo show, "Extra", and a rumored talk show hosted by Snooki.  Pauly has a brilliant suggestion... do a Snooki talk show in the jokey Ali G. style where she asks silly questions of serious guests.  Ya know who one of the headliners on the high dive show is?  Former Buffalo Bill Terrell Owens. 

 

 

Doug With News

 

- Man Sentenced In Roommate's Death

- Local Reaction To Cuomo's Plan For Upstate Casinos

- RPD Considering Quadrant Sections

- Two Car Crash On 104

 

 

Jimmy Schubert

 

Wease's favorite comedian is back in town, playing The Comedy Club this weekend, and takes over our studio.  He tells stories of touring Israel (leading to an angry call from an anti-semitic homeless guy)... he says he's half Jewish and half Irish and drinks for the refunds on the bottles.  We also hear about the time the club he was performing in caught fire, so he finished his show on the sidewalk.

 

More Schubie

We went to commercial and Schubie kept talking, we come back on the air and Jimmy is still talking.  We get his takes on the movie industry, pirating music, reality tv, the Baseball Hall Of Fame, and more.

 

A new classic Schubie set has just occurred... we should've asked him about Adele before.  Let's just say he has a strong reaction when he hears the smash hit "Someone Like You".

 

 Update From Yesterday

During yesterday's Ask Wease segment a caller wanted advice regarding his upcoming wedding and the possible pregnancy of his fiance.  He was thankful of the show's support, and all the callers that had advice.  Turns out the tests came back negative, so no baby will interrupt the nuptials.

 

We also chat about the latest sports related crime ...

 

Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain can stop just one thing: the run. He can't stop the pass, and he can't stop himself from grinning hilariously on a perp walk, leading a mutiny against his head coach, or falling in the shit with Alabama cops. We saw a story yesterday that McClain had been taken to jail for a "window tint violation" and giving a false name to law enforcement, and we knew there had to be an only-with-Rolando-McClain backstory. And there was. Here's Seth Burkett in The Decatur Daily:

Officers arrested NFL player Rolando McClain on a charge of giving a false name to law enforcement Tuesday after he signed a citation for overly dark window tint as "(Expletive) y'all," Decatur police said.

When a patrol supervisor asked McClain to put his real name on the ticket, McClain told the sergeant, "That is my name," said police spokesman Lt. John Crouch.

Crouch said McClain, 23, who was booked into Decatur City Jail shortly after 4 p.m. on the misdemeanor and the window tint violation, could have avoided arrest simply by signing his name to the ticket.

He was released on $1,000 cash bail a short time later.

"I'm falsely accused of everything," the Oakland Raiders linebacker said before climbing into his white Chevrolet Silverado Z-71 and driving from the parking lot of City Hall. "It's corrupt. It's terrible."

The cops' story goes about how you would expect it to go: They stop McClain because his tint looks illegal, ask for license and registration, he says "You know who I am," produces a doctor's note justifying the tint, police don't care, measure the tint, say it's still illegal, hand him a ticket, he signs it the way he did, and then they haul him to jail.

 

Wease tells us about a new mouthwash he discovered at the store yesterday, which leads to Schubie mentioning suppositories, so we revisit the topic of "butt chugging", where people absorb alcohol thru their backsides because it will get them drunker.  Emily says she knows a girl that's done it, and Wease thinks it sounds interesting because the booze bypasses the liver that way.

 

Lions and Tigers and Labradoodles... Oh My!!

 

 

On Tuesday, FOUR people in Norfolk, Virginia called 911 to report a BABY LION running loose in the streets.  Fortunately, it wasn't . . . it was just a DOG that was GROOMED to look like a lion.  The dog is a Labrador-poodle mix and its owner gave it a dyed MANE and a puffy tail to look like a lion.  The dog had gotten free and was running in the streets . . . it's been reunited now with its owner.  Here's the 911 Call audio...

 

 

 

Jimmy Schubert is still here, and he's still ranting.... a great take on the lack of new inductees into the Baseball Hall Of Fame, and how the older players spent the lives drinking, drugging, whoring, and gorging themselves with fatty foods.  Also a controversial take of charities, and how most money goes to administrative costs, and not to the people that need help.

 

Schubie Continued...

Jimmy has thoughts on everything from celebrity gay rumors to technology to Academy Award nominees, and is more than willing to share them.  Schubert gets so excited while voicing his opinions that Pauly has to turn his headphones down, but Wease is also excitable to the point where Jimmy taps out on an argument.  Here are this years Oscar nominations.

 

Jimmy also points us towards a site that reviews strains of pot.

 

Tomorrow's Show

Who are we kidding?  Schubie will be back tomorrow, and anything else is bunus.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.  See ya.