Replay Revisited/Wease Viet Nam Stories

We start the morning with a listener wanting to talk about the "Best Of" replay that ran before going on the air live.  In the "Best Of" Wease was talking about dogsitting for a chihuahua, so our caller tells us about the time his brother came home and found his pet chihuahua dead, so he put it in the freezer to bury later.  Of course the guys wife showed up later and freaked out when she found the little dog in her freezer.

While talking to this listener Wease learned the brother was an M.P. in the army, and this leads to Wease telling stories from Viet Nam about why he he hates M.P.s, including the time they tried to bust him for breaking curfew while he was R&R.

Tools With Sports

Former Bills QB Ryan Fitzpatrick has signed with the Tennesee Titans, and because their current starter Jake Locker has struggled Fitz could windup being the man in Nashville. We wish the Bills and Titans were playing each other this year... Ryan would probably have the game of his life.

Tiger Woods have made it official... they're a couple.  We had a Wease Show correspondant talk to the lovebirds.

The story of Barry Zito getting scammed out of 3 million by a buddy gets Wease to talk about a time he lost a ton of cash on a stock recommended by a friend.

Redneck News/Flori-Duh

State Police reported the arrest on Fri­day (2/1) of
Matthew R. Mayeu , age 37 , of Ridge Road in William­son for one count of Petit Larceny.

Security video caught Mayeu grabbing a 16 ounce bottle of malt li­quor from the Ex­pressMart
cooler, taking it into the store bathroom and exiting without the bottle. It was found empty in the bathroom.

Mayeu, who was reportedly highly intoxicated at the time of his arrest, was initially arraigned on the charge and re­manded to jail on $1000 cash bail . He appeared in Williamson Court on Febru­ary 21st.

Updated: Mar 17, 2013

Key West cops working a mounted patrol Spring Break detail said Yeorgo Carl Brooklyn Kapiris, 28, interrupted an investigation into underage drinking and allegedly punched a police horse named 'Smoke' for no apparent reason, reports in the Florida Keys.

So cops slapped a nice set of steel bracelets on Kapiris.

Photo: Manatee County Jail

Photo: Manatee County Jail (March 18, 2013)

Another case of sticky fingers at Spencer's Gift Store.

A witness, presumably a store employee, saw a woman, later ID'd as 18-year-old Rachel S. Waiters, enter an address known to be a Spencer's Gift Store in Bradenton last Thursday, according to an arrest affidavit from the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

Waiters then walked back to the store's "Our Love" section and allegedly emptied a sample pack of lube into her purse before walking out of the store without paying for the merchandise. When the witness found the empty lube box after Waiters had left the store, security was contacted.

Security was able to find and apprehend Waiters and returned her to the store where she emptied the contents of her purse - which included the lube, the report stated.

An arresting deputy then arrived and asked if Waiters if she had anything in her pockets.

Rachel then pulled out two other bottles of KY lube from the small of her back which were tucked inside her pants, the affidavit stated.

As the female deputy was about to conduct a pat-down search Waiters handed over yet one other tube of lube and a bottle, according to the affidavit.

It looks like some big weekend plans might have been cancelled for this teen.

Photo: Volusia County Jail

Photo: Volusia County Jail (March 17, 2013)

Cruise down Florida's highways and byways and you'll find all sorts of roadside vendors selling anything from fruit to rugs.

But you usually won't find a roadside meth shake 'n bake lab.

Until now.

Last Tuesday evening an FWC officer spotted Rusty Bates and another dude standing by the trunk of a car parked on the side of U.S. Highway 1 in Volusia County in the process of “shakin’ and bakin’” – that is, making methamphetamine with a plastic drink bottle, according to a news release from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC).  

After Bates quickly tried to hide the bottle inside a small cooler and destroy the evidence, the officer told the men to stay by the front of the car, the release ststed.

When the officer tried to stop Bates, the 48-year-old Port Orange man allegedly began to fight, grabbed the officer around the waist and tried to grab his gun.

State Police reported the arrest on Thursday (3/7) of Lee Shorter, age 41, of Wil­liamson after he reportedly en­tered the Old Navy store at the Outlet Mall in the Town of Junius after being banned from the store on numerous occasions. Video surveillance showed Shorter allegedly stealing 39 items val­ued at $633.66 from the store. He was subsequently arrested for Possession of Burglar Tools, Burglary in the 3rd De­gree and Violation of Parole. He was ar­raigned and remanded to jail on No Bail.

Loving Cup Idol

Wease had a great night last night at Loving Cup in Henrietta judging "Loving Cup Idol".  Wease is amazed by the amount of talent in Rochester, and how great this show is.  In the Church Of Weasus they teach you not to judge others, so he had trouble deciding between the singers he saw last night, and because he is also a communist he wants them all to share the prize.  This show was so good that he even loved the original tune a couple of the guys did, and Wease isn't a fan of originals in a situation like this.  Sounds like he'll be hiring some more live entertainment for his July 4th party.

Bonus Content... Hand bras Volume 2, or if you're in the mood for a little "girl on girl action THIS is the place for you.

Doug With News

- New Info In Teacher/Student Rape Case

- RPD To Send Letters To Gang Members

- Heated Race For Mayor In Pittsford

- Pope Francis Instillation Today

Wease Says "Liberals Suck"

Wease is upset at a couple local liberals who badmouthed him in social media.  We invite Jenna Weintraub to call us and defend her misquoting on Facebook something Wease said on yesterday's show about the Steubenville rape case.  She somehow thought Wease was defending the rapists, which couldn't be further from the truth.  Please call us at 222-9500 to discuss Jenna.

Wease is even more infuriated (and I do mean INFURIATED) that Katherine Dennison replied to Jenna by saying she wanted to get involved in this year's NAMI Walk (NAMI stands for National Alliance on Mental Illness), but doesn't want to get involved because Wease is one of the spokespeople.  We hate that someone is discouraging people from helping a great charity because of Wease.  If you want to become involved, or join The Wease Team, email and get more info HERE.

a listener does try and rationalize why these women would make statements like they did, but it's ridiculous.

15 Things Turning 30

I woke up today NOT feeling bad about how HORRIBLY OLD I've gotten.  So thanks, Internet, for re-awakening my misery.  Here are 15 things that turn THIRTY YEARS OLD this year. 


--Chicken McNuggets.


--The Swatch watch.


--The debut albums from both "Weird Al" and R.E.M.


--Plinko on "The Price is Right".


--"Star Wars VI:  Return of the Jedi" and "A Christmas Story".


--The American minivan.  The Dodge Caravan debuted in November of 1983.


--The StairMaster.


--The camcorder.


--The Disney Channel, "The A-Team", and "Reading Rainbow".


--Microsoft Word.



Wease's one question about this list is "What's Plinko"?

Don't forget to vote in the 1st round of the NCTnA HERE

Gay Marriage Vs. Lonsberry

Yesterday Hillary Clinton made a statement in support of gay marriage....

Bob Lonseberry recorded a commentary this morning taking the other side...

Guess which Wease agrees with, and which makes his blood boil.  While Wease thinks Bob is stylistically a great speaker and writer, he thinks the content is wrong and hateful.  A listener wonders what would happen if one of Bob's 9 kids is gay.

Dennis Hof

We speak with Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof about a tax time special they are running at America's most famous brothel.... bring your tax return to the Bunny Ranch, and they will double it so you can get twice as much peach.

Pink And The World's Greatest Card Trick

PINK interrupted a recent show to figure out why a young girl was crying.  Apparently there was some sort of FIGHT in the crowd.  Pink made sure everything was cool, and gave the girl a frog toy and a Rice Krispies treat to make her feel better.

This leads to Wease telling us about a video someone sent him with the "World's Greatest Card Trick", and it is absolutely insane...

We think it's too amazing to be true, and after a little research we find out that the trick was faked.  Find out how they did it HERE.

Wease Gives Advice To Young People

We're joined in studio by a young lady named Katlyn, who is a student at FLCC, and wants to ask Wease advice on how to get into the music business.  The dreamcrusher that Wease is tells her about how technology has changed everything, and how the things she's interested in will be hard to translate into money.  She's only 18 and says she's resigned herself to being broke.

Tomorrow's Show

We'll have all the fun, info, and arguments we always do, plus Ask Wease, and NCTnA update, Doug, Tools, and much much more. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice.  See Ya.