We're Back

It's the New Year and the whole Wease Show cast is back from the holidays, and our first day back it was a scary ride into work because of the nasty weather out, and all the snow we got overnight.  Wease, Pauly, and Marianne talk about driving in the snow, and the how dicey it was.  Our buddy Pat the Producer from down at WHAM 1180 got into a small accident his morning, sliding into a sign.

Marianne had never heard of people putting chains on their tires for traction in the snow.  Turns out that Colorado has a state law about the use of chains in heavy snow.  I'll let a scantily clad hot chick show you how to put chains on...

Tools with Sports

Yesterday was the big NHL Hockey game... The Winter Classic... between Toronto and Detroit outside at the college football stadium in front of biggest crowd ever for hockey.  Wease doesn't understand how people can sit out there in a blizzard, a million miles from the rink, and watch this game (which Toronto won 3-2 in a shootout).

In this coming weekend's NFL playoffs Tools says the Packers are a lock.  Take it to the bank.  Tools also loves the Eagles over the Saints in Philly this weekend.

Speaking of the Packers, it was news over the past couple days that QB Aaron Rodgers did a radio interview in which he addressed the rumors about him being gay, which he denied.

Wease and Tools also talk about the salaries on college football coaches, and how the big ones make more than Bills head coach Doug Marrone.

Tales Of Wease's Vacation

It's been awhile since we've been here, and lots of stuff has happened to all of us, but Wease most of all.  He starts his vacation stories talking about the travelling, and how for once he won the lottery... no screening at the airport, great seats on the plane, a nice guy they met flying.  He felt so lucky he wanted to hit the blackjack table when they landed.

See pictures of Wease's vacation HERE.  He might have the best looking family ever.

Wease also talks about the partying people and how nervous he was in the Christmas celebration.

Doug With News

- Storm Impact Info

- Rochester Mayor Sworn In

- Woman Attacks Husband With Kitchen Knife

- Antarctica Ship Rescue

Wease also talks about the great movies he saw over vacation... American Hustle, Wolf Of Wall Street, Saving Mr. Banks, and Grudge Match.  He loved all of them, including Grudge Match, which got awful reviews.

Scams And Prank Calls

Wease got one of those scam emails offering him riches and rewards, which leads to a discussion of prank calls, and why people think they're funny.  There is even a website called Prankdial where you can prank your friends with the site's help.

New Year's Eve TV

Wease talks about watching Ryan Seacrest on New Year's Eve, and how much he hated it.  To him Seacrest comes off as a douche.  He wishes he would've watched Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin on CNN like Billy did.

Bonus Content... Hot Shots For A Cold Day

Wease The Movie Spoiler

As we've mentioned, Wease saw a bunch of movies including American Hustle, as did Marianne and Billy.  Them talking about it leads to a discussion if they are spoiling it for people that haven't seen it.  We think we've avoiding giving away anything we shouldn't... at least nothing you can't see in the trailer.

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

This story of a breakup text, and the texter using a quote from The Dark Knight Rises, leads to us talking about breakups we've had, and also how technology has changed relationships.  

Dangerous Stuff

There's a piece in the news about a guy injured on a snowmobile, and we talk about the things we're afraid to do because we see them as dangerous like snowmobiling, skiing, passing semis on the thruway. 

We also go back to talking about movies, and wonder why American Hustle is considered a comedy, even being nominated in the comedy category for awards.

Bonus Content... Neil Young's Homage to The Fresh Prince

The Wease Show Question Of The Day... When you get up in the middle of the night to pee do you try and stay asleep?

New Years Resolutions

The top resolutions people make for the New Year revolve around weight, exercise, and eating healthier.  We learn that regular gym members hate the beginning of the year because that's when all the newbies show up.

What sexual things should everyone experience before they die? And how does someone who married young rank against those who didn't?

  1. Kiss a girl
  2. Have anal
  3. Have a threesome
  4. Engage in group sex
  5. Have phone sex
  6. Masturbate
  7. Use a vibrator
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else
  9. Be tied up
  10. Tie someone up
  11. Have sex in a public space
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
  13. Sex in a car
  14. Sex at a drive-in
  15. Mile-high club
  16. Sex with a stranger
  17. One-night stand
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
  19. Sex on a boat
  20. Sex in a body of water
  21. Light spanking
  22. Read erotica
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game
  24. Sex in the shower
  25. Sex standing up against a wall
  26. Sex with no kissing
  27. Sex in the pitch black
  28. Sex in the broad daylight
  29. Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness
  31. Watch porn together
  32. Watch porn alone
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
  34. Sex on the beach
  35. Blindfolds
  36. Using ice sexually
  37. Sexual role play
  38. Whipped cream
  39. La Perla lingerie sex
  40. Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex
  41. Sex with someone much older
  42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)
  43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
  44. A quickie in a skirt
  45. A longie in the rain
  46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
  47. Feather ticklers
  48. Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
  49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
  50. Silent sex in a full house