Wease The Dogsitter


Wease tells the story of having to dog-sit for neighbors yesterday afternoon while Doreen was teaching school.  The bigger dog was cool, but the chihuahua was a pain in the ass, running away from him, hiding under the bed, etc...  He has to call Doreen to find out the name of the dog, but has trouble understanding her... Billy actually remembers the dog's name from Wease having the same trouble last year... "Hermes".


Wease then talks about going Wegmans, it being packed at 3:30 in the afternoon, wishing he could have one days receipts, and complaining that he bought 3 peaches for $7.99.


Bonus Content... Spend The Night With Jackie Nutt



 Tools With Sports


 Wease's gambling on the Super Bowl has been ruined... Doreen has placed her own bets with the bookmaker on the big game.  She has Denver and the under.  Wease hates under bets, and is rooting for Seattle.


A caller brings up the biggest sportss controversy ever... Should Pete Rose be let in the Baseball Hall Of Fame?  Baseball will be getting a new comissioner.. will this open the door for Pete?


Wease wasn't a fan of the Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch, but he is now Team Lynch, feeling bad for the former Bill because he's been fined $25,000 for not talking to the press, and forcing him to talk to the media today.  Why make a guy do something he hates to do, and isn't good at.




Redneck News


The ole’ apple doesn’t fall far from the family tree.. 

State Police in Wolcott responded to a report of a domestic incident at 3:02 p.m. on Saturday on Waters Road in the Town of Wolcott.

It is al­leged
 that Ronald R. Gonyeau, age 43, got into an ar­g u m e n t with his wife and punched holes in a wall and broke two kitchen chairs. He was charged with Criminal Mischief in the 4th Degree, arraigned and re­manded to jail on $ 250 cash bail and will reappear in Wolcott Town Court on February 6th.

Several hours later, several towns away the Wayne County Office of the Sheriff re­ported
 the arrest on Saturday (1/18) at 9:30 p.m. of Ronald R. Gonyeau Jr, age 24, of Ontario.

Ronald was in­volved in a physical altercation with his girlfriend.
 She was treated and transported by On­tario Ambulance for injuries sustained during the altercation. Ronald was ar­rested for Assault in the Third Degree, arraigned in the Town of Ontario court by Judge Reginald Higgins and was remanded to the Wayne County Jail in lieu of bail. An Order of Protection was issued by the court. Ronald is to re- appear in the Town of Ontario Court at a later date.

Ronald R. Gonyeau



Ronald R. Gonyeau Jr


We think Jr. should taken a page from his dad and taken his frustrations out on walls and furniture.



State Police in Wolcott reported the arrest on Thursday (1/16) of James Abbott, for Endan­gering the W e l f a r e of Child. A b b o t t ’ s 2 year old son got out of the house and was gone for roughly 2 hours be­fore Abbott realized he was miss­ing.

Subsequent to that arrest, Abbott was found to possess and have in his custody and control a black Pit Bull and Boxer mix canine dog in direct intentional violation of a Village of Lyons Court Order issued on 09/13/06 signed by Village of Lyons Court or­dering him pursuant to Agriculture and Markets Law Sect. 374(5)(c) prohib­iting him from owning, harboring or having custody or control of any ani­mals for a period of ten(10) years. He was charged with Criminal Contempt 2nd due to the above order.


James Abbott


We wonder why Abbott isn't allowed to have dogs.  A caller turns us onto this story from a few years ago about Abbott busted having sex with a dog (or the dog having sex with him...


The sex was doggone good... butt a little “ruff!”

On Monday, at about 4a.m., the Lyons Police received a strange phone call from an upset resident on Maple Street . James R. J. Abbott, age 20, of 34 High Street, Lyons was staying at the residence on a downstairs couch.

The two residents came downstairs and observed the family Rotweiller dog was mounted on top of a bent over Abbott, the pair involved in a sex act (bestiality).

Abbott was charged with Sexual Misconduct, arraigned before Justice Nicholas Forgione and remanded to jail on $1000 cash/$2000 bond. Abbott will return to Lyons Village Court on 4/27.

Abbott confessed to police concerning the act, no ifs, ands, or buts. In a statement to police, he said he wanted to see what it was like to be made love to by a dog.

The couple in the home have two young children, ages 2 and 3 and the parents and officials were concerned whether Abbott had any contact with them.

No word on whether the dog, Keystone, will have to register as a sex offender with the local humane society, but if found guilty, Abbott will have to register as a sex offender, according to Wayne County District Attorney, Rick Healy.



Elderly man caught masturbating in McDonald's parking lot


A man was arrested after watching porn and masturbating in a McDonald's parking lot in Bonita Springs Thursday.

It happened around 7:36 p.m. on at the McDonald's on S. Tamiami Trail.

When deputies arrived, they found a man- later identified as Spencer Toner - sitting in a Mercedes Benz looking at pornographic pictures on a small laptop while masturbating.

The deputy knocked on the window of the Mercedes. Toner immediately shut off his laptop and rolled down his window.

Toner told deputies he was there to 'get a bite to eat.'

Deputies asked for his license and registration and told him he was under arrest for indecent exposure.

Toner told them he was homeless and living out of his car.

The complainant met with deputies during this time and confirmed that Toner was the person in question.

The complainant also told deputies they confronted Toner telling him to leave because young children were around his vehicle.

However, Toner told them they were invading his privacy.

Toner was booked into the Lee County jail and faces indecent exposure charges.




Doug With News

- Fire At Batavia Bed Bath And Beyond

- Tests Complicate School Closing Decision 

- Folk Music Legend Pete Seeger Dies


Wimmen's Is Crazy And Cold


How come women are always cold?  Marianne talks about how she is always cold, and we wonder what it is with women that make them that way.  Wease talks about his best Christmas present... and electric blanket given to him by Doreen.  Here is Wease using it to take a nap while Doreen installs a ceiling fan.




Racism In Sports


A chant led by a fan at a high school basketball game included targeting an opposing team’s player with a racial stereotype.


It happened on Friday at Pittsford-Sutherland High School during a varsity basketball game against Brighton. A short video clip where the chant can be heard was posted to YouTube.



The Brighton player who was targeted was attempting a free throw shot at the time. A group of fans off-camera can be heard screaming “We want Slurpees!” followed by rhythmic claps. By all accounts, the chant targeted the player’s heritage and played on a stereotype about people who own and operate 7-11 convenience stores that serve Slurpee drinks.


We debate whether this chant is actually hurtful, with Wease defending the chanters, not thinking it's a big deal.  Marianne completely disagrees with Wease, and would like to keep with form of mockery out of high school.


Best Winner's Speech Ever? 


Chinese Tennis pro Li Na has become a fan favorite after her speech following her victory at the Australian Open this weekend.  Very funny...



then we get back into the topic of racial slurs, and their origins.  Where did the term "japped" come from?  How far is too far?  A coworker says when he played college basketball opposing crowds had a chant where they said they banged his girlfriend.  Wease thinks this is funny.


It's A Logjam


Stillwater officials on Monday withdrew their request to have the organizers of Stillwater Log Jam consider another name for the summer festival.


City administrator Larry Hansen sent email to festival organizers last week asking them to consider another name after city officials learned that Log Jam was, in the words of Mayor Ken Harycki, a "vulgar reference that we would prefer not to have associated with a family event in the city."


So what is this vulgar reference?  Courtesy of Urban Dictionary...

When you defecate and a chunk of fecal matter is pinched off/left behind and you are unable to push this small remainder out.

As a result, when you wipe, you can never get completely clean, because every time you apply toilet paper you push a little bit of the pinch off poop nugget out.


Porn Star Birthdays


Time for Marianne's favorite segment.  Today's birthdays include Lovette and Raven Alexis 

 Did Raven Alexis fake her cancer diagnosis?