The cold and snow just keep coming. Wease talks about the bad driving going on out there, and he's the one to decide because he's such a good driver.
We talk about the truancy epidemic in Rochester city schools, the superintendant going door to door to absent kids houses to get them to school, and School No. 4 offering incentives like pizza and Wegmans gift cards for perfect attendance... and it's working.
There was a problem in one local school yesterday when a protest broke out at Wilson Magnet over a rumored cancellation of a Black History Month celebration. Turns out the students were wrong.
Tools Is Back
Tools is back from the disabled list, and an argument of semantics breaks out. Tools says he doesn't get sick... he had lost his voice, but he wasn't sick. Some of us think losing your voice is being sick, but Tools and Wease say it's "injured".
Controversial NFL player Richie Incognito is back in the news for bashing his own car. This isn't a good way to show you've got your shizznit together.
Was gay football player Michael Sam popping a boner at the NFL combine yesterday, or is his manhood just so big that it's impressive in a flaccid state in spandex. See the video HERE.
Marshall Fine Film Reviews
Anyone remember the time Marlon Brando sent up an Indian woman to accept his award for The Godfather, because he was protesting for Native American rights.
Not a good week in new movies... Marsh wasn't a fan of anything out today.
Non Stop... Global action star Liam Neeson stars in NON-STOP, a suspense thriller played out at 40,000 feet in the air. During a transatlantic flight from New York City to London, U.S. Air Marshal Bill Marks (Neeson) receives a series of cryptic text messages demanding that he instruct the government to transfer $150 million into an off-shore account. Until he secures the money, a passenger on his flight will be killed every 20 minutes.
Marshall's predictions for the Oscars include Cate Blanchett is a lock for Best Actress in Blue Jasmine, likes Matthew McConaughey for Dallas Buyers Club, and it's a tossup between Gravity, 12 Years A Slave, and American Hustle for Best Picture.
You Can't Make This Up...
... But we think they did make this up.
Someone took our local story from Herkimer about two guys that got caught having sex with a cow and embellished it. Now the story is that the guys having sex with the cow was covered in jello, and a TV reporter in Connecticuit caught them, the guys ran away, the the cow panicked and ran, and got hit by a car, causing a chain reaction of car crashes. Check out the dubious video HERE.
Doug With News
Comedian/Hypnotist Sandman is in studio this morning, and at The Comedy Club in Webster this weekend. He has pre-hypnotized Jackie Nutt during the commercial break, and says once he touches her she'll be back under. He's like a "Human Roofie".
Here's a little video of Sandman prepping Jackie...
Sandman tells us about shows he's done where women flash and do other sexy stuff. Marianne talks about the time she was hypnotized for weight loss. Sandman also says he makes guys think things are going on downstairs... this leads Wease to admit that a few nights ago he took a new E.D. pill and things went VERY well, but Doreen wasn't happy when he told her.
Nutt Down Under
Jackie got hypnotized, and is in studio where she itches, laughs, thinks she's Marianne, and thinks Pauly is funny looking.... what else is new? VIDEO COMING SOON!
Rochester Auto Show
We're joined in studio by Brad McAreavey, President of the Rochester Auto Dealers Association, to talk about this year's auto show. Wease and Marianne dream about the fancy new cars they'd like. For more info go HERE.
We talk about the death of comedian Tim Wilson, who died a couple days ago at the age of 52. He was a Blue Collar style comedian that did funny songs.
This leads Wease to play a couple songs by his favorite musical funnyman, Stephen Lynch...
The story of a local man that sniffed out a phone scam made the news...
Parker calls in and tells us the whole story about the call, how he busted them, and how awful scams like this are.
This leads to Pauly playing some awesome prank calls he made to Wease years ago, before he worked for us, and how Wease immediately sniffed out fish.