Like everyone else in Rochester we have stories about our days in the awful weather... so bad that even Wease doesn't go to poker. He and the family hang at the house watching stuff on the DVR, where Lucy was fooled by a news report saying that school was closed today. It was a report on the show taped the night before.
Turns out Lucy was right though... Doreen got the call this morning that the kids are off today.
Pauly was a rebel and parked in the driveway last night... screw you mean landlady.
See what your friend and neighbors went through yesterday HERE.
Tools With Sports
Did you see the interview Matt Lauer did with the wife of Penn State child molester Jerry Sandusky? We can't believe she's still standing by her husband, and doesn't believe the accusations.
WR Eric Decker has left Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos for the Jets and the bright lights of NYC. Wease has never heard of him, or seen pictures of his wife, but now thinks they are the most beautiful couple ever and will be movie stars. It turns out they do have a reality show on E!
Movies On Broadway
Two of the biggest film hits of all time, "Rocky" and "Pretty Woman", are being made into Broadway musicals.
Big shout out to all the plow drivers making sure people can get to where they're going.
Doug With News
Doug is like a deer magnet... last night on his way home from work he hit the 7th in his lifetime. C'mon Doug move out of the sticks, and into the city.
Pauly's Driveway Drama
Early I said Pauly had parked in his driveway last night to stay off the streets during the blizzard. As said on the show many times, the mean landlady doesn't let him and Ryann park there, but yesterday's blizzard was a special situation, so it shouldn't be a problem.
I talked to Pauly about 6:30 last night, and he was in the driveway, but after that he chickened out and went back to the street.... BOOOO!!! Wease gives his producer a lot of crap for being a pussy.
What happened to you out in the snow? Hope not THIS
Comedian Harris Stanton is in studio with us, and at The Comedy Club in Webster all weekend. He tells us about life as a comic, being drafted as an MLB baseball player (but not being able to hit a curve ball), being a featured player on Saturday Night Live, and the salute to Patrice O'Neal her performed at with Opie and Anthony, and all their regular comedians.
Talking about Patrice's diabetes, and addiction to food leads to discussion of things people are addicted to.
The Origin Of Doreen Levin
On this date in 1992 the movie My Cousin Vinny was released... shortly after Wease got a call from a listener, and could hear the guy's bigmouthed girlfriend in the background. He had her put on the phone, and she sounded just like Marisa Tomei in the movie. She became a friend of the show, and over the course of time both of them became single, started dating, and then the pair of "bubbies" we know and love.
When Wease is driving in in the morning he listens to Coast To Coast on WHAM, where a lot of time is spent talking about aliens, paranormal, conspiracies, etc... After years of not believing Wease is starting to change his mind. He's even starting to believe the lady yesterday that called yesterday saying that the Malaysian airliner was taken by UFOs.
Is Wease Becoming A Conservative?
The other night Bill O'Reilly had Russell Simmons on as a guest, and they clashed over an overly sexual Beyonce song. Wease wound up agreeing with everything O'Reilly had to say.
Bonus Content... Hot Bodies For A Cold Days
Lindsay Lohan Sex List
Oh no, Lindsay Lohan. "In Touch" magazine is reporting that have a copy of a list LiLo wrote of all the guys she's slept with. “[Lindsay and her friends] were giggling and talking s--- about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down the 36 names on the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013, tells the magazine.
“It was her personal conquest list,” the source adds. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
So who made the list? Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Wilmer Valderamma, Adam Levin, Zac Efron, whose name she spelt wrong, Joaquin Phoenix, James Franco, Heath Ledger, and Jamie Dornan all apparently got down with Lohan.
Jim Morrison Covered By Matthew McConaughey
How did the Oscar winning actor get his catch phrase "Alright, Alright, Alright"? Turns out he was channeling Doors lead singer Jim Morrison...