What Is Illegal Child Labor Alex?

We discuss a remark a Jeopardy contestant made last night, and if he was taking a legit shot at host Alex Trebek, or if it was just a joke gone bad.  Ya know Wease has never been accused of telling an inappropriate joke. 

The owner of The Buffalo Bills is now officially Ralph Wilson's widow Mary Wilson (wasn't she in the Supremes?).  This is just a formality to move forward the sale of the team.  Mary is 30 years younger than Ralph... you go Ralph!!  That's a bigger age gap than Wease and Doreen.

Tools With Sports 

More discussion of Bills ownership, and the possibilities of the team's future in Buffalo.

Then it's a quiz to see if John can guess the 10 ten selling baseball jersey's.  Billy gets more right than Tools.  Wease needs explanations on who many of these great players are.

David Ortiz

Boston Red Sox

Dustin Pedroia

Boston Red Sox

Derek Jeter

New York Yankees

Yadier Molina

St. Louis Cardinals

Clayton Kershaw

Los Angeles Dodgers

Andrew McCutchen

Pittsburgh Pirates

Buster Posey

San Francisco Giants

David Wright

New York Mets

Robinson Cano

Yankees/Mariners

   

  Manny Machado    Baltimore Orioles

 

Marshall Fine Film Reviews

Captain America: The Winter Soldier... You know the plot.  Masked crimefighters saving the world from bad guys trying to take over the world.  Marsh says it's a too long, but better than the first one.  Too much action with guns, Marshall wants more hand to hand combat.  Why don't the bad guys shoot Capt. America in the legs instead of aiming at the Shield?  Scarlet Johannson is excellent as Black Widow, which makes Wease happy.

 

 

Letterman Retiring

David Letterman announced his retirement last night.  He'll be leaving his show sometime in 2015.  When you listen to the announcement it sounds like sidekick bandleader is learning for the first time that's he's out of a job.

 

Doug Emblidge News

Doug is back from his 2 week Italian cruise with stories both good and bad.... the had a GREAT time on his trip, but while he was gone his washing machine broke, the faucet of his kitchen sink busted, his wifes ATM card got hacked, and after getting back yesterday his wife's car croaked and needed to be towed.  That'll teach him to go away.

Marino Visit's Kelly In Hospital

Man Recovering After Knife Attack

Vigil Held For UR Student

 

Esther Ku Returns/Girl Stuff

Esther tells us about a problem she thought she was having last night after an afternoon involving her in a hot tub enjoying the waterjets.  This leads to a discussion of female problems and periods, swimming, etc... 

Wease then tells about his long day of eating and drinking, having Italian food at Roncone's in the afternoon, and "Butterfish" at Papaya last night.  Yesterday Wease said he was going to stop eating fish because of his mercury problem.. he didn't make it a day.

Marianne At Heart

Marianne and her friend Allysse went to see classic rockers Ann and Nancy Wilson and thought it was hilarious how concerts have changed... or at least ones that attract older.  Last night at Heart... no opening act, they started right on time (Marianne and her friend missed half an hour because they showed up at 8pm for a 7:30 show), the audience sat politely with the exception of standing more the most popular songs... then sitting down again.  They saw the whole show, then went out to eat.  She was home and in bed by 10:30.

Marianne said they sounded awesome, and even did 3 Led Zeppelin songs in their encore.

 

 

Bonus Content... Helping Hand Bras 

 

Golf Controversy

Golf Digest Magazine is facing controversy because the new issue has hottie Paulina Gretsky, daughter of hockey great Wayne, on the cover.  The only problem is that Paulina doesn't play golf.  She is married to tour pro Dustin Johnson, but many of the best female golfers are pissed at the slight.  

Marianne wants to know if every magazine has to have boobs on it to sell now... Guitar Player?  Running?  Reader's Digest?

Paternity Leave

NY Mets second baseman Daniel Murphy is taking crap on New York sports radio for missing the first 2 games of the season because his wife had a baby on opening day. 

Mike Francesa, Craig Carton and Boomer Esiason all ripped Murphy for taking paternity leave. Francesa said Murphy's wife didn't need his help the first few days. Carton told Murphy, "get your ass back to work" and Esiason said if it were him, he would have made his wife have a C-section rather than missing opening day.

In case you forgot, Francesa is the guy that fell asleep during his own show. 

Ways Women Have The Upper Hand

- Never have to buys a drink on their own

- If they cry during an argument they win

- Flirting is much easier

Marianne tells about the time she made an ex boyfriend jealous by posting on Facebook about a bartender that was being nice to her.

What should hungover Wease do after today's show?  Play in the Friday afternoon poker, go drinking at Tony D's, or nap & take Doreen out tonight?  C'mon... is napping really a choice?