Lilac Time

Yesterday afternoon Wease spent some time with Lilac Festival promoter Jeff Springut about all the cool stuff going on there this year.  We'll be broadcasting from Highland Park on opening day (May 9th) and helping Rochester break a record for the World's Largest Human Flower.  There's also great music, improved security, and a new "no dogs" rule... which Wease and Billy both think is a great idea.  Dogs hate crowds and loud music, so why subject them to it.

Marianne thinks this year's Lilac Fest will be the biggest ever because Rochestarians are so ready for anything having to do with spring.  Get all info about it HERE.

Tools With Sports

John Ditullio says he's done trying to figure out this years March Madness tournament.  I sure hope so, because it's over... it'd be silly if he was still making predictions after the championship was already decided.

UConn beat Kentucky 60-54 last night, and Wease's favorite part was when Connecticut's star player Shabazz Napier went "Richard Sherman" during the post game interview, and had his microphone cut off.


It's been announced that the headliner guests at this year's Press-Radio Club dinner are Bills Hall of Famers Thurman Thomas, Andre Reed, and Steve Tasker.  Wease bets Jim Kelly shows up.

Redneck News

Newark Village Police reported the arrest on Friday (4/4) of Jacinto Ro­sario, age 49, of East Union Street in New­ark for Crimnal Posses­sion of Stolen Property in the 5th Degree.

It is alleged Rosario sold garden tools to Tom’s Bar­gain Shop taken from a friend’s unlocked garage. The tools were recovered and Rosario was ar­raigned and released to reappear in Newark Village Court on April 9th


The Wayne County Office of the Sheriff reported the arrest on Sunday ( 3/ 30) at 9: 30 p.m. Jody L. Valentine, age 37, of Vienna Road, in New­ark, after he was stopped for Speeding in the Town of Lyons. Val­entine pulled over for po­lice, but then decided to take off leading police in a car chase towards Newark.

Valentine’s vehicle was eventually spiked with tire spikes by Newark Po­lice Department as the chase entered their village. Valentine continued driving, refusing to stop while driving on two flat tires. Police stopped Val­entine in the Village of Newark a few minutes later.

Valentine was taken into custody and charged with multiple Vehicle and Traffic violations including, DWI, Un­lawfully Fleeing from a Police Officer while in a Vehicle, Reckless Driving, Resisting Arrest. Criminal Mischief, Unlicensed Operator.

Valentine was arraigned in the Vil­lage of Newark court and remanded to the Wayne County Jail in lieu of bail.

The thing we're curious about is the mugshot... it looks like a woman with a big fake beard to us, and the name Jody could be either male or female.

A 49-year-old woman found herself in a pile of trouble after investigators linked her to apparent human poop in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in downtown Fort Pierce.

The case against Patricia Ann Jamison, of Lake Worth, got rolling March 7 after court security staff learned of what looked to be "human fecal matter in the corner of the left public elevator by the buttons," according to recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff's records.

A deputy reviewed security footage to see the last person in the elevator. The investigator spotted a woman in black-and-white, zebra-stripe pants and a black shirt get on the elevator on the first floor, exiting on the second. She walked away before getting on the left elevator.

The deputy reported that before the doors closed the woman "appears to pull her pants down and back up toward the interior elevator buttons consistent with someone using the bathroom," records state.

"When the elevator arrived on the first floor the female was seen on camera fixing her pants and pulling her shirt out of her pants as if she pulled her pants up over her shirt," records state.


Feces, also known as ordure, dung, stool, poo poo and feculence, typically is found in commodes or cow pastures, as opposed to public elevators.

This story allows us to relive the time Pauly pooped in the elevator here at work because he was sick.

Photo: St. Lucie County Jail


Fat Fun

Talking about an obesity study leads to a discussion of the mechanics of fat people having sex... you don't want to hit the wrong fold.

Bonus Content... Tight Jeans And G Strings 

Doug Emblidge News

Two Rescued From Gorged

Deputy Mayor To Be Arraigned

Jim Kelly Begins Cancer Treatment

Blind Side Actor Visits Patients


Most Disgusting Pizza Ever

Here's a stunt pizza for all the seafood lovers out here: Pizza Hut Hong Kong is now home to what it's calling a "Flying Fish Roe Salmon Cream Cheese Pizza," featuring a pizza crust stuffed with salmon roe and cream cheese. According to accompanying commercial, one of the available topping combinations for the roe-and-cheese stuffed crust is the "Crayfish Seafood Deluxe," with scallops, shrimp, clams, crayfish, and a spritz of lemon. 

Wease says to him it sounds delish, and he would try it in a second.


We also discuss some controversial statements by religious TV star Pat Robertson.  Wease thinks what Robertson said is funny, and kind of correct... leading to a discussion of stereotypes.


Wease Question Of The Day... Can gay Mormon dudes have multiple husbands? 

Charlotte Controversy

Rochester Mayor Lovely Warren has a proposal to renovate Charlotte, but there are people that live in the area by the lake that are against it.  One of the reasons are residential towers which some people living in the area are against. 

A video was produced by someone in North Carolina talking about why the revitalization shouldn't happen, but we'd love to see our city improve and get more lively.

Pauly wants to see the movie "Draft Day" this weekend, but will probably have to go alone because she doesn't want to see a film if it has to do with sports. We think you miss some good movies that way because it's not like watching a game... there is drama, comedy, and romance in the flicks.  Don't keep yourself from stuff like "A League Of Their Own", "Jerry Maguire", "Bull Durham", and many more.

Bonus Content... Baseball Babes



Carla Hall

We speak to celebrity chef Carla Hall from "The Chew" and "Top Chef".  She will be at the Pittsford Wegmans in a couple weeks doing a signing of her books...

 She and Wease bond over favorite foods, traveling, and even glasses.  She's been here before and talks about her experiences with Wegmans, Garbage Plates, and other local faves.  Hooty Hooo.

3 Nuts In 1 Wood

Do you know any guys that can bang to completion 3 times with one woody (without pills or shots)?  A guy Wease knows claimed it, and Wease thinks it sounds impossible, but we get calls from listeners who have had similar experiences.  Seems that a bunch of guys can go two (although still not common), but 3 or more is very rare, but possible. 

Bonus Content... Sexy Sand Bras


The Sex Factor

Duke porn star Belle Knox will be hosting a talent show called "The Sex Factor" where the contestants will show a talent with their mouths, and it doesn't involve singing.  One of the judges is a favorite porn star of Pauly's named Tori Black.

Bonus Content... Belle Knox Photo Gallery