Wease Is Back


Wease's voice is better than yesterday, so he's giving it a shot today.

We discuss the story of the West Irondequoit high school seniors in trouble after being turned in by a limo driver after the kids got drunk at the prom.  The Wease crew talk about their own teen drinking, including Pauly getting busted by the cops while hosting a party as a kid.

A limo driver calls to tell us that teens have to sign a pledge that they won't drink, and it's the driver's duty to alert authorities if something happens.

Tools With Sports

Tonight is Game 3 of the NBA Finals, and the line is Spurs by 2... this baffles the guys on the show.

Tim Tebow has been signed by the New England Patriots.  He'll probably be a 3rd tight end and/or 3rd QB.

QB Tavaris Johnson has been cut by the Bills.  EJ Manuel and Kevin Kolb will be battling for the starting job.

This Day In History...

23 years ago . . . in 1990 - 43-year-old NOLAN RYAN pitched his SIXTH NO-HITTER, which made him the oldest man to throw one.  That record was broken the following season . . . when Nolan tossed his record SEVENTH no-hitter.  And THAT record still hasn't been touched . . . and may be one of those records that no one ever breaks.

This leads to a debate about whether no-hitters are exciting.  Wease thinks they are the complete opposite.

Former NFL star CHAD JOHNSON got arrested in the middle of a court hearing after he playfully slapped his male attorney on the backside.  The judge was not amused.  She refused to accept a plea deal that she was just about to sign off on, telling Chad, quote, "I don't know that you're taking this whole thing seriously."  Wease thinks this chick is a bitch with no sense of humor.  Don't people usually celebrate when things go their way.


Redneck News


Evan Welcher

One of the worst stories we've ever heard.  Douchebag.

State Police reported the arrest on Saturday (5/25) of Evan Welcher, age 26, of 5799 Jungle Road in the Town of Arcadia. Welcher was originally charged with Misdemeanor Cruelty to Animals.

It is alleged that on May 25th, Welcher returned home and discovered his 10 year-old American Bulldog cross had gotten into the garbage and got it on the carpeting. According to a witness statement:

“…I was hanging out with Evan Welcher earlier today and we stopped back at his house. Evan walked in the house first and I walked in behind him. Evan saw that his dog got in the garbage and got it on the carpeting. Evan started to beat the dog and it ran toward me, then he grabbed the dog and started to beat on it some more. The dog jumped up onto Evan’s bed and he continued to beat it.

While he was beating the dog, it pissed on the bed and Evan went nuts. Evan took the dog downstairs, came back upstairs, grabbed a rifle, went back downstairs. I followed Evan downstairs, I saw the dog was tied up, and Evan shot the dog in the eye.

The dog didn’t die, it started to crawl toward him and he fired a couple more times. As Evan was doing this, I started to walk away. Evan’s mom heard the commotion and came out on the breezeway and started to yell at Evan. Evan was outraged and turned around, and screamed at his mother, “get the fuck back in the house”, all the while pointing the rifle in his mother’s direction.

I walked away from Evan’s house as he was yelling a this mother. As I was walking away, I heard a couple more shots. I probably heard at least 5 shots total.

A short time later, I got a call from a mutual friend of Evan and me, Mike—–. Mike told me that he just got off the phone with Evan and how Evan told him how he had to put the dog down and then roll it over and put one in the heart to finish it off…Ain’t right, something needs to be done about what happened.”

In the veterinarian report, Dr. Kevin Wolfer wrote:

…I know the owner of the dog to be Evan Welcher. Our records show that the dog was a client/patient here and named “Queenie”… I found the dog to be in good condition. I located two small caliber entry wounds behind the left shoulder which exited the anterior chest.”
The report went on to say two more bullet entry wounds were found in the skull of the dog and a possible exit wound in the animal’s eye. The Doctor also noted the dog’s jaw had been fractured. “My exam showed that the dog, a 3 year old American Bulldog mix died of multiple gunshot wounds to the head,”
noted the Veterinarian’s report.

Welcher, in his statement to police said: The dog was getting to be old-10 years. (Contrary to the veterinarian’s report) It was always getting sick and making a mess in the house. I didn’t have the $350 to bring it to the vet to have it put down the right way. I grew up on farm, it doesn’t bother me to do that.”

After the District Attorney’s Office received the veterinarians autopsy report and witness statements, the charge was upgraded to a Felony Animal Cruelty to Animals on Wednesday (6/5). Evan was arraigned and remanded to jail on $5000 cash/$10,000 bond.

Records show Evan Welcher has a prior criminal history involving arrests for Obstructing Governmental Administration, Driving While Intoxicated and Resisting Arrest.

Worst Customer Ever

A Florida woman's horrible, racist rant at Dunkin' Donuts is the biggest thing on YouTube right now.  Her name is Taylor Chapman, and she went in complaining that an employee was rude and forgot to give her a receipt the night before.

 

Apparently Dunkin' Donuts has a policy that if you don't get a receipt, your order is free.  (Although it's not clear if that's the policy at EVERY Dunkin' Donuts.)

 

But even though an employee agreed to give her whatever she wanted, she CONTINUED to be difficult, and also changed her order multiple times . . . all while swearing and generally being a terrible person to everyone around her.

 

Then, near the end of the video, she eventually encounters the employee who didn't give her a receipt, and goes OFF on her, using a racist slur for Middle Eastern people.  (The word "sand" followed by the N-word.)

 

And she adds, quote, "You think y'all are tough, big, fat Arabs bombing the Trade Center?  I'll show you tough.”  (???)

 

She also says she hopes the video gets a million hits on YouTube . . . and let's hope she's right, because apparently the public shaming has already forced her to delete her Facebook page.

Shari Smith News

- Def Leppard Guitarist Will Play CMA Despite Cancer Diagnosis

- No More Amusement Park Trips For City School Students

- Fringe Festival Expanding To 10 Days

Wease tells the story of Elvio buying a suit at Men's Wearhouse, and getting a ton of compliments at a wedding in LA that has a bunch of hip guests.  Wease talks about the great tailored suits you can get here in Rochester from places like Adrian Jules and Hickey Freeman.  Marianne says she loves when guys dress in suits from Banana Republic.  We didn't know Banana Republic sold suits... isn't that where Jimmy Buffet goes to get clothes?

 

New Rap Song Wease Loves

A listener Tweeted Pauly yesterday asking him to bump the new Macklemore song, "Same Love".  Wease loves it, but doesn't count it as rap.  He's disgusted by the rap Sammy listens to with all the swear words... and Wease is the most profane person we know.

There's one downside to gay marriage:  GAY DIVORCE.  And JANE LYNCHis finding that out.

 

Jane and her wife, a psychologist named Dr. Lara Embry, have split up after three years of legally-sanctioned scissoring.  They got married in June of 2010 in Massachusetts.

 

Lynch released a statement saying, quote, "Lara and I have decided to end our marriage.  This has been a difficult decision for us as we care very deeply about one another."

 

Since Jane and her soon-to-be ex-wife live in California, that's probably where the divorce will be handled.  Even though gay marriage isn't legal there, they do recognize marriages performed in states where it is.

 

California is a 50/50 state when it comes to splitting the marital assets, and sources say there was no prenup.

Jane Lynch and her wife are divorcing.  They cited irreconcilable differences . . . and not wanting to get throat cancer.

Bonus content... Double The Pleasure, Double The Fun

Annoying Celebrities

Taylor Swift visited with Gwyneth Paltrow in London.  It's being called the first official meeting of the Axis of Annoying.  This leads to Wease defending both of them.  He is annoyed by people that are annoyed by people that do good things.  Wease also doesn't get why some people are bothered by Adele... He loves "hearing that pretty voice come out of that pretty fat face".

A caller turns us on to a great rant from sports columnist Stephen A. Smith regarding the stupidity of Chad Johnson.

Wease loves the passion of Smith's rant, and explains it to the people that may not get what he's saying.

The Wease Family

The Wease household is being overrun with family members.  Abby is visiting from South Carolina, his mother-in-law will be here today, and Diane comes next week.  He likes when Doreen's mom visits because he gets passes to play poker while mother and daughter do stuff together.

We then revisit the racist Dunkin Donuts customer that threatened the employee.  I'm too much of a chicken to post the profanity laced tired, but I will tell you where to see it.  Go HERESome of the edited audio IS posted above.

Last week Cornhill Fine Wines and Spirits was broken into, and our buddy Frank called and offered a $500 reward earlier today for his laptop, which had lots of important info on it.  Amazingly, someone happened to find the computer on the Ford St. Bridge, and heard the reward offer on the radio.  Well, the "No Questions Asked" did get Frank his computer back.

Tomorrow's Show

Tomorrow is Hump Day with the Wease show.  We'll talk sports with Tools, get our Legit News from WHAM 1180's Shari Smith, plus a new edition of Ask Wease (get your questions in), plus much more.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.