Yesterday Wease was looking at a TV show his daughter was watching called "Sister Wives", about a Mormon Guy with four wives. Wease didn't find anything interesting about this show, and that after a number a seasons it's just following this dude doing normal stuff with the women, so what's the big deal.
Since Pauly was off the past couple of days we tell him about the story of Brandon Todd, the Naples man accused of kidnapping a woman and making her his sex slave. Wease is still suspicious of the story, and can't wait for more details to be revealed.
Wease's other "Stupid Criminal Of The Day" news story...
Saving a dollar at a time during the 15 years she worked as an exotic dancer, 33-year-old Tara Mishra of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif. amassed a $1 million nest egg. The cash was in her friend's car when they were pulled over in Montville, N.J. for speeding while on their way to buy a nightclub that Mishra would co-own. Police confiscated the money, suspecting it to be drug money, but a federal judge has ruled the cops must return Mishra's missing million (with interest) because they have no substantial evidence and the court finds the dancer's story "credible." [Source]
Tools With Sports
Pauly tells Tools about his vacation, including a trip to Penn State, where he posed where the Paterno statue used to be, and in front of Joe Paterno's house. See all the pics of Goog's vacay HERE.
Also news regarding John's favorite NFL team, the GB Packers...
Should Green Bay Packers quarterback AARON RODGERS have to give up his entire 2013 salary because of Milwaukee Brewer RYAN BRAUN'Ssuspension for steroid use? It's a strange question, but there's a reason I ask.
Aaron and Ryan are pals, and back in February, when Braun was still DENYING he was a juicer, one of Aaron's Twitter followers asked if he really thought Braun was clean.
He replied, quote, "Ya, I'd put my salary next year on it." Well, we all know better than that now, don't we?
Of course, Rodgers already weaseled out of one public wager. Last year he had a bet with BOYZ II MEN that the Packers would beat the San Francisco 49ers in the season opener. He lost and was supposed to wear a 49ers jersey, but he never did.
Never bet Aaron Rodgers seems to be the lesson.
Mets and Yanks both won, with Wease taking a look at both games last night... he was trying to go to sleep.
Duane A. Kersey,
age 72, of Sodus for one count of Petit Larceny.
O n July 16, 2 0 1 3 a b o u t 4:30 PM, D u a n e K e r s e y stole a two bags of candy from Paton’s Market Place, worth $6.46. Duane Kersey was in a motorized scooter and placed the bags of candy behind his back. Duane Kersey then went to the deli to get another food item, which he paid for. After paying for the food, Duane drove the scooter out of the store without paying for the candy. Duane Kersey was issued an appearance ticket for Sodus Town Court.
We get a call from Duane's son Jeff, who says his dad has had problem's recently, stealing from Wal-Mart twice before, and doesn't know what's wrong. We're all thinking that maybe some mental problems or senility are starting to show themselves. Jeff wants us to call his dad to see if Wease can get through to him, find out the issue, and get him to stop stealing.
Newark Village Police reported the arrest on Sunday ( 7/ 14) at 11: 18 pm of
Bridget East, age 39 of North Main Street in N e w a r k for Harassment in the 2nd d e g r e e and Endangering the Welfare of a Child. It is alleged that East j u m p e d on the back of a man with whom she has a child, and put him in a head lock in front of their 9 year old son. East was released on an appearance ticket for Newark Village Court.
Bridget should name her kid South East, to be like Kim and Kanye.
Newark Village Police responded to a report of a domestic incident on Wednesd a y ( 7 / 1 7 ) . It is alleged that A a r o n Martin, age 24 of South M a i n S t r e e t in Newark was in an intoxicated condition and became abusive to a girlfriend. He allegedly grabbed her wrist to restrain her and threatened to stuff a photograph down her throat. Martin was charged with Harassment in the 2nd degree and Unlawful Imprisonment in the 2nd degree. He was arraigned and remanded to jail on $ 500 cash/$ 1000 bond and will reappear in Newark Court on July 31.
Wease wants to know what it was a picture of... maybe another dude that the girl was digging.
Wease In Trouble Unfairly
The other day Wease paid tribute to the late Aaron Plunkett all morning, and last night Wease heard from a listener who thought Wease was too cold in his salute. Wease explained that we had been tributing Aaron all morning, and unfortunately she heard a time where maybe we didn't put as much emphasis on it as he had earlier, but no one else talked as much about it as we did either.
Doug Emblidge News
Cuts Like A Knife
Pauly tells the story of being visited by a knife salesman at his house yesterday, and how expensive the knives are even though they are excellent pieces of cutlery. Pauly sat through the demo, and offered to buy a veggie peeler, but couldn't buy that solo... although it'd be thrown if for free if he spent $900 of knives. Pauly did give referrals to the salesman. Billy and Brooksie will be expecting calls.
This man must REALLY not value his nipples. Last week, in West Virginia, a man went into a pet store and shoplifted a two-foot baby ALLIGATOR by shoving it UP HIS SHIRT. The employees checked the surveillance footage and recognized him as a regular customer, so the police should be able to track him down quickly.
Hollywood Star Goes Nuts
AMANDA BYNESwas placed on involuntary psychiatric hold Monday night, after starting a fire in a woman's driveway in Thousand Oaks, California.
What she's on is called a 5150 hold . . . yes, that's where the old VAN HALEN album title comes from. They'll hold her for up to 72 hours while they evaluate her mental condition. (I predict . . . SHE FAILS.)
Here's what happened: Someone driving through a Thousand Oaks neighborhood called 911 after witnessing a woman standing in a driveway next to a small fire.
For some reason, Amanda had walked onto the driveway with a gas can and lit the fire. Then she put a flaming rag on top of the gas can. Her pant leg briefly caught on fire, but she wasn't injured.
Several people rushed over to check things out, and Amanda tried to take off in a cab. But by that time, the cops had showed up. They asked Amanda some questions, and determined by her answers that they needed to take her in.
Mr. Skin is the king of Hollywood nudity, and is promoting his new list "The 69 Freakiest Movie Nude Scenes Of All Time", which includes stuff too creepy for Pauly to enjoy, but it's like a car accident and you can't look away.
No pics here because I don't want to lose my job, but go HERE to see actresses like Charlotte Ross, Chloe Sevigny, and the great Chesty Morgan in movies like "Drive Angry", and "Human Centipede 3".
MoM: A Rock Concert Musical
Last night Marianne and Doreen went to Geva Theater to see "MoM: A Rock Concert Musical". The description of the play from the Geva website...
Five bored at home housewives each harbor a long-suppressed desire for rock star-dom. Joining forces they form a band soon to become famous as “MoM.” One thing leads to another and before they know it, they are a full time touring band. Caught up in the euphoric whirlwind of success – their new-found freedom quickly creates problems back home as they transform from moms to rock stars.
A wild, funny, sexy and moving ride with 19 original songs packed into a show filled with rock concert energy. A great night out for moms, dads and their teenagers. Recommended for ages 16+ due to profanity.
DJ Fogel and Becca Lindstrom join us in studio to talk about the play, and their lives in theater, film, art, and living in NYC. Turns out these women are lesbian partners.
Wease also talks about a new documentary he saw about the history of the Muscle Shoals recording studio in Alabama, famous for recording Aretha Franklin, Wilson Pickett, and other soul legends.
Comedy Dream Crushers
We're joined in studio by comedian Vinnie Paulino and his manager Suzanne Fava. Fava wrote us about her managing local bands and comedians, so Wease invited them up to play Dream Crushers with them and explain why they'll never be successful.
Since Vinnie also has a podcast website, and how everyone nowadays everyone has a podcast... he knows more people with one than without... so where are people supposed to find time to lsten to them. Personally, I highly recommend The Producer's Podcast HERE.
Insane Clown Posse
Violent J from the rap group Insane Clown Posse call in to promote their new TV show on Fuse TV called "Insane Clown Posse Theater" wherein the two Detroit rappers will comment on music videos and perform in sketches. Think of it like those video segments of Beavis & Butt-Head, or the entirety of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with guests like Vanilla Ice, Gilbert Gottfried, Jim Norton, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, and others.
J also tells us how the "Juggalo lifestyle" can lead their fans to get in trouble with the police just for having stickers, shirts, tattoos, etc... for being gang related.
Join Us for a thrilling Thursday with the Wease crew, sports with John Ditullio, Legit News with Doug Emblidge, comedian Jeremy Essig, "Ask Wease" (get your questions in), Geezers vs. Douchebags, and hear Wease breakdown the 8 innapropriate questions men wish they could ask women. It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. See ya.