Captain Wease At The Helm

Above is Wease on his boat last night as he took Marianne, Pauly, and Billy around Sodus Point.  Talk about the night at Wease's a bit later.

We have a bunch of guests this morning, including sportswriter Jay Busbee, who wrote a piece on Yahoo badmouthing Rochester's hosting of the PGA Championship, and author Mojo Miller who has written "The Ethical Pimp: How To Get Ass Without Being An Ass".  Wease reads a random passage from the book, and it's so dirty and foul mouthed that we're worried about the interview. 

Tools With Sports

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay took to Twitter yesterday saying he was disgusted by his teams performance against the Bills.  Wease is getting a kick out of optimistic Bills fans who after one good exhibition game have Buffalo in the playoffs.

Man Dies After Fall From Upper Deck Of Turner Field.

Wease turns John on to a piece that will carry a couple segments of Tool's afternoon show over on WHTK 1280 AM ... Pete Rose said he'd have been better off beating his wife.  Here's the exact quote...

”However, if I am given a second chance, I won't need a third chance. And to be honest with you, I picked the wrong vice. I should have picked alcohol. I should have picked drugs or I should have picked up beating up my wife or girlfriend because if you do those three, you get a second chance. They haven't given too many gamblers a second chance in the world of baseball.“

Actually we agree with Mr. Rose, and think the all time hits leader needs to be in the Hall Of Fame.  Marianne says if she's heard of you you should be in the Hall Of Fame, and she's heard of Pete Rose. 

When the PGA was in town popular golfer Bubba Watson filmed a video from the deck of a house that belongs to a friend of Wease's... who shall remain anonymous.

Redneck News

Let's start in Flori-duh..

Photos: Lauderhill police officers Thomas Merenda, at left, and Franklin Hartley / Merenda, handout photo /Hartley, Broward sheriff's jail photo

Photos: Lauderhill police officers Thomas Merenda, at left, and Franklin Hartley / Merenda, handout photo /Hartley, Broward sheriff's jail photo (August 10, 2013)

This DUI stop was totally nuts.

Literally.

You could say that a drunken woman 'got a walk' in exchange for posting the groin rate: A punch to the cop's junk, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

Ouch! But it apparently hurt so good, as far as the cop was concerned.

Prosecutors said a married Lauderhill cop with two kids, Thomas Merenda, 35, got a female drunken driver to punch him in the genitals, which he found sexually gratifying, according to the Broward State Attorney's Office.

After the genital wallop the cops must have been as pleased as punch.

A second officer, Franklin Hartley, 32, also a married dad, is accused of having sex with the passenger that was in the same car, all the while threatening to arrest her as well, according to the report.

The two women had been reportedly drinking at the Vegas Cabaret strip club.

Photos: Merenda, handout photo /Hartley, Broward Sheriff's jail photo

Photo: Hillsborough County Jail

Photo: Hillsborough County Jail (August 9, 2013)

Mohammad Abukhder was in the drive-thru lane of a Riverview McDonald's when RebeccaJean Simmons reportedly tried to cut in, reports WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.

And he wasn't lovin' it.

After Abukhder shouted profanities at Simmons, the 45-year-old Tampa woman got out of her car and  stabbed the hood of Abukhder's car with a knife, accrding to the report.

Abukhder then exited his car to approach Simmons in an attempt to grab her keys to keep her from fleeing until authorities could get to the scene. That's when Simmons reportedly stabbed him in the butt, causing a minor puncture wound, according to the report.

Lyons Village Police reported the arrest on Wednesday (8/7) of Kenneth C. Niles, age 22, of South M a i n Street in Lyons for Petit Lar­ceny.



It is al­leged that while an employee of the McDon­ald’s Res­taurant in Lyons, Niles stole a number of game pieces. He was on parole at the time of his arrest and was remanded to jail on the parole and Petit Larceny charge.

Kenneth Miles

State Police in Lyons reported the arrest on Sunday (8/4) of Thor Baker, age 32, of H a r t n a ­gle Road in the Town of Arcadia for Ha­rassment in the 2nd De­gree and Forcible Touching.

It is alleged Baker grabbed his ex-fiance’s breast and bit her neck while she was remov­ing belongings out of the house.

Baker was arraigned and released with a Stay away order of Protection and will reappear in Arcadia Court on August 28th.

Thor Baker

We like this story just because his names is Thor.  Where's his hammer?

Long Lost Lewinsky Tape


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The "National Enquirer" has released the full audio of the tape MONICA LEWINSKY made for BILL CLINTON during their affair back in the late 1990s.

 

It's almost four minutes long, and it's basically just Monica laying out a plan for how they're going to see each other.  It's a little stalker-ish at times, but then again, Bill wasn't exactly spurning her advances, was he?  

Take a listen... do you think this sounds weird or kind of sexy?


Shari Smith News

WHAM 1180's Shari Smith filling in for the vacationing Doug Emblidge.

- Schedule Changes For RCSD

- Mom Publicly Punishes Son For Stealing

- President Obama Touring Through Area

Pet Voices

Pauly has been worried about his dog Walter's age and health, which leads to discussion of how much people love their pets.  Pauly and Billy talk about how they and their girlfriends have voices for their animals that they talk in, and even get texts and emails from them.  They consider the pets their "children".

Pauly's "son" Walter on Father's Day

Billy and his "daughter" Geraldine watching a Mets game

GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!

We speak to Yahoo sportswriter Jay Busbee about an article he wrote regarding the PGA championship in Rochester, and the negative aspect of people yelling out stupid stuff after the players hit there shots.  Read the article HERE.

Wease was originally going to motherhucker Jay, but Jay had a lot of great points, and wasn't uptight like we thought he might be.  Busbee even talks about how pampered and spoiled some golfers and tennis players are.

Jay also writes about, and talks to us about, NASCAR, music, and football.  Great guy, and we wind up agreeing with almost everything he said.

Coincidentally, we look up at our TV and we see Jason Dufner on a talk show, and the now famous clip of him grabbing his wife's butt.

 

The Ethical Pimp

We speak to Mojo Moore, author of "The Ethical Pimp: How to Get Ass Without Being an Ass"  He has tips on how not to be a creep, or on the other end a wuss, when you're trying to get laid.  He comes off creepy to Marianne, although Wease got a kick out of some of the stuff he said.  Was Hugh Hefner a creep?  Marianne thinks so, and also doesn't believe that people don't really read the articles and interviews.

Jackie Nutt

Jackie Nutt is back in Rochester after her big internship in Manhattan on the Opie and Anthony Show this summer. Jackie was living in a dorm building in the city with other students, funded by The College at Brockport. She had three roomates- all girls around her age (19).

Jackie went to a party at a certain somebody's house who may be known for hitting on young girls... She doesn't think she was hit on though, or at least wasn't aware of it.

Jackie also has spent some time in Philadelphia, but did not like the city. She actually witnessed a man shooting himself. She was not living in the best neighborhood.

Jackie went to the bathroom next to Miley Cyrus at her internship this summer. She recounted the story and said she didn't wash her hands- very sanitary Miley. Jackie has met a bunch of other celebrities too including Seth Rogen, Bob Saget, and Charlie Day. 

Help Teachers

Brian from Landlord outlet is in studio to help Wease Cares raise money for teachers.  Did you know that many Rochester City School Distric teacher spend hundreds of dollars of their own to buy supplies for their students?  Well, Brian and Wease was to give a hand.  Click HERE for info. 

Ukrainian Fest

We're joined by Orest Hrivnac (sp?) and Father Weiner promoting the Ukrainian Festival in Irondequoit this week, and have many tales to tell about times they've spent together.

Tomorrow's Show

Join the Wease Show tomorrow... we'll tell you about steaming vaginas, things that are banned at Bills games this year, how a stroke can improve your life, and much more.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.