Last week, 28-year-old William Cantrell of East Nashville, Tennessee was visiting his grandma. That's a nice thing to do. But everything that followed was NOT so nice.
William BROKE into his grandma's neighbor's house, and stole two things: An Xbox, and a small box. And the box contained . . . HUMAN ASHES. The neighbor's mother recently died, and the neighbor had a small bag of her cremated remains.
But apparently William mistook them for COCAINE.
Fortunately, he didn't have a chance to SNORT THEM. His grandma found the stolen stuff before he could learn whether or not you can get high snorting a dead person. He hadn't broken the seal on the bag of ashes.
He was arrested for aggravated burglary.