First up for our FILF (Felons I'd Like to F&*$) Foresome is Lindsey Halstead from East Bloomfield.
State Police arrested the 29-year-old for two counts of Sexual Misconduct and one count of Endangering the Welfare of a child. She's accused of having sexual contact with a 16-year-old from Seneca Falls.
Troopers say she worked in the Waterloo School Distrcit from September 2014 through February 2018, and then worked as a long term sub in the Midlakes School District from February 2018 through April 2018.
Kimberly did some digging and reports that she's a married mother of two.
Second up is Jennifer Winslow. The Wayne County Sheriff's Office arrested her back on February 8 in the Town of Williamson for driving drunk.
She crashed her car near the intersection of Everdyke Road and Russell Road. She was later found to have a BAC of .20%.
Third up is Patricia Pazian. The 30-year-old from Hilton was stopped by State Troopers on May 8 for using her cell phone while driving. Troopers later found her to be in possession of five Lorazapan pills, twenty Cyclobenzaprine pills and some weed.
She's charged with 7th degree possession of a controlled substance, controlled substance in a non-original container, unlawful possession of weed and the cell phone ticket.
And our final FILF is Nithosa Stringham of Newark. The 30-year-old was arrested by State Troopers on May 4 for one count of Petit Larceny. She's accused of stealing about $55 of merchandise from the Tommy Hilfiger store at the Waterloo Outlets.