Bill started off today's show recounting a recent event at the gym he goes to.
SHORTish VERSION: Bill went to shower after working out, found a shower head that was on and went to get underneath it. Before he could get wet, a deep voice a few spots down said "Hey man, that's my shower." The man explained that the shampoo/soap dispenser next to that shower head was broken and that shower head had the best water pressure. Bill slunk away with his tail between his legs and used a shower head with crappy water pressure.
As you would expect from this show the Daily 5 topic was then the "Top 5 things you don’t want to hear while you’re in the shower. Listeners didn't disappoint.