They had to use a grinder and a hydraulic saw to break the weight into 5 pieces and free the man's penis. It took them 3 hours to get the job done. 3 hours...
"Please do not imitate such actions!"
Yes, what they said. Keep your penis out of weights and other areas where it does not belong!
Although if you're dumb enough to put your penis into a gym weight, maybe you should just do it and destroy your dong. At least that way you won't be able to reproduce, and we won't have to deal with the continuation of your dumb genes.
Darwin would be proud.