How long 'till "LeBron's Tears" is available at the Stoneyard?

The Barebottle Brewing Company in San Francisco is trolling LeBron James.  They have created a new IPA called "LeBron's Tears," read more about it below.  Who in Rochester should be trolled with a beer?  What should the beer be called?  Astacio Ale - just one makes you act like an as-tacio!  Add yours in the comments.

 

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