Where Did Dale's Son Fall Asleep?

Kids fall asleep in strange places and in strange positions sometimes.  I got a good example of that via text from my wife on Wednesday.

The stories goes like this:

We've been trying to potty train 2.5 year-old Andrew (3rd in line to the throne) since school ended for his brother and sister.  Based on past experience we have found that the easiest way is to leave him naked, or just a t-shirt and leave a training toilet in the living room.  

So he wakes from a nap on Wednesday and declares he has to poop.  (Keep in mind, even when he has to pee, he says he has to poop.)  So he sits on the potty and my wife goes to check on the other kids outside.

She returns a minute later to ask him how he's doing and if he's done pooping.  He replies "no".

She goes back outside, and returns another minute later and walks in on this....

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I've taken some hard poops in my day, but none that literally knocked me out.  (He stayed that way for about 10 minutes before his siblings woke him up).


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