Perhaps this has happened to you: a canned food item finds its way to the back of the pantry and gets lost to the void. In the case of one Twitter user and a can of Spider-Man noodles, that grocery item had been hidden for a quarter of a century. Taking to his social media account, Dinosaur Dracula details the entire can opening experience complete with pictures. It was "wildly corroded," but "emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes," he journeyed on and found that "15 ounces of Spider-Man Pasta reduced to a rotted 3-ounce chunk." Joking that he was glad to be wearing rubber gloves, Dinosaur Dracula concludes, "Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability." Have you re-discovered something lurking in the back of the pantry? Have you moved canned food from one home to the next?