A man in Florida broke into a church, baptized himself and then immediately robbed it. His name is Derek Porter, and he's from Georgia. Police say he used a cinderblock to smash out a window, and then got in the church's baptism pool. He claimed later that he didn't remember much about the break-in, except that he baptized himself. Once he was done, he loaded a TV, computer, and other electronics into a truck, along with the church's money bag. Cops showed up before he left and arrested him for burglary and criminal mischief. They also found METH, so he's facing charges for that too.
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